
I was off the FiOS network for the better part of a year after moving out of the service area. Now I'm playing catch-up with all new equipment, new firmware and new quirks. The information on this web page is still a combination of old and new.
I'm not with Verizon. I don't have access to all of the information. Verizon continues to improve their system and push out updates that may change system behavior from what is described here. Your mileage may vary. But here are my lessons learned, for your possible benefit.
As of 2010-03-01, all STBs claim to be running Release 1.7, Build 09.83 of whatever:
In the first incarnation of FiOS I had a Motorola QIP6416-2 DVR, two Motorola QIP2500-3 STBs, and an earlier generation MI424-WR router.
You know the admin account name and password for the router, and possibly you even logged into it successfully before somebody pushed out an update that changed the login page... but now whenever you try to type the password, you get multiple characters per keystroke and the password field goes berserk. You can't log in no matter what. Using copy and paste to enter the password prevents the berserk behaviors, but you still can't log in.
This problem is caused by Verizon's customization of the router's login page. The solution is easier than you might think.
That's it. The problem is inflicted by some weird JavaScript code that (a) only works with interactive keyboard input, not copy-and-paste, and (b) generates all those scary extra characters. Use the force, trust your feelings, and just type the darned password.
Symptom: Persistent inability to connect to a secured WLAN despite putting in all the right security settings.
Cause: Adding a device to the MAC filter list and clicking on Apply does not actually Apply.
Workaround: After changing the access list, uncheck Enable Access List, Apply, re-check Enable Access List, re-check "Accept all devices listed below," Apply.
Symptom: Nearly always get Destination Host Unreachable when trying to connect to another node on the LAN / WLAN. The only time it even sometimes works is immediately after the router has been rebooted.
Superficial cause: ARP broadcasts do not propagate reliably. I'm not sure what role the MI424-WR is supposed to be playing in this, be it bridging or Proxy ARP or both, but whatever is supposed to be happening, isn't happening.
Workaround: Static ARP tables on all hosts. It's not much of a solution, going back to the dark ages of networking, but it's the best answer I have for now. Probably there is a simple configuration setting on the router that totally fixes this, but I've looked and haven't found it.
Problem experienced with Motorola QIP6416-2 DVR and Sharp LC-32GP1U TV connected via HDMI, but probably applies to many other configurations: Can't get closed captions.
The Sharp TV has the following behaviors with respect to closed captions:
Fortunately, the DVR has its own closed caption decoder. You can enable it via Verizon's menu by doing Menu → Settings → Accessibility → Closed Captions. This works the same on the new DVR as it did on the old one since 2007-08.
That enables basic captions with default settings. On the old DVR, you could furthermore change fonts, colors, transparency, etc. as follows (not tested on the new DVR):
On certain shows and channels (e.g., Doctor Who on Sci Fi), captions get skipped or appear too late and vanish immediately. The problem got worse after the 2007-08 update.
2010-03-01: Problem seems to have gone away with the new equipment and/or firmware.
Problem: The sound volume fluctuates randomly sometimes, most noticeably when listening to a music station.
This problem is caused by an STB feature—audio compression—that, ironically, has the purpose of making the sound volume more consistent. Compression does help bring up those channels that broadcast at unusually low volume, but it is not good for music.
As of 2008-08 (and still as of 2010-03) the way to disable this feature is Menu → Settings → Audio → Dynamic Range, OK, and change it from Heavy to None.
Possible causes (other than buggy DVR firmware):
When streaming from the Home Media DVR to the HD receiver:
If you have made her acquaintance, you'll know who I'm talking about. If you haven't met her yet, you will.
When you need to get rid of her, the magic word is "agent." Use it insistently. She might refuse to budge unless you first choose which of the following options best describes your problem, yadda ya, but having done that, you should get through to an actual real live person.
Hopefully that will be an improvement. I don't worry about robots passing the Turing test. I worry about people flunking it.
I'm told that hitting zero repeatedly also works.
These tricks only work by phone. There is no way to get through to a live person by e-mail.